Friday 14 June 2013

The Twilight Zone meets Sleepless in Seattle


We left Mt Rainier on another perfect morning destined for Olympic National Park. This included a quick trip to the beach – a windswept, cold, misty beach clogged with huge dead trees. Bondi it was not. They recently had a Japanese fishing village’s dock turn up as a result of the tsunami, and are expecting more debris.

We've seen sandy beaches and rocky / pebbly beaches, and now a wooden one


Further north, we passed through the town of Forks, where the Twilight sagas are set (apparently – not being fans we have no clue about this really). The tourist brochure was inspiring: “ Discover the magic of the rainiest town in the contiguous US” and “Maybe catch a glimpse of a vampire or werewolf”. Does a road-killed skunk count? We didn’t see any Twilightean creatures, probably because of all the garlic, mirrors and silver daggers we had festooned around the car. Or maybe because there aren’t any.  In reality, Forks just looked like a dreary logging town to us. Perhaps with all the logging going on the V & W community (vampire and werewolf) has been significantly impacted by loss of habitat.

We stayed the night at Lake Crescent, a beautiful lake surrounded by mountains. Apparently there are only 3 days of sunshine in summer, and again our timing was impeccable in this regard. Next day was a busy one, starting with a canoe jaunt on the lake. It was pretty windy so did a bit of surfing while we were at it. We then drove up to Hurricane Ridge, which gave us great views over the Olympic mountain range and down to the ocean. Hurricane Ridge was surprisingly calm, not living up to its name at all.

Crescent Lake


Did we say that driving near edges was fun!

Hurricane Ridge


We then took the ferry to Seattle and that’s when the fun began! We disembarked right into the centre of Seattle downtown and a crazy network of one-way streets some of which start off 1-way, are 2-way in the middle and then 1-way again, or closed, or up an impossibly narrow street with cars blocking the way. We eventually made it to our hotel (via Canada I think) and had a brief respite before the next excursion. We had planned to go to Mars Hill church in the evening and made an excellent plan using a variety of mapping sources which assured us that the trip would take 9 minutes. We asked the receptionist at the hotel, but apparently she teleports to work as she had no clue. We set off, negotiating our way around the 1-way network aiming for the freeway, only to find major roadworks and detours and road closures - aarrrrggghhh. “Go right, no no left, back there, no sorry right, I said go RIGHT, turn NOW, no not this one…. etc etc” Our GPS just gave up and sulked after numerous “recalculating” attempts.   We arrived 50 minutes later in a lather of sweat and adrenalin, but made the start of the service.

Mike gets wound up


Our main comment about the service was that the music was very LOUD. Did you hear that? It was LOUD. We could actually feel the music in our chests. I got the giggles (very inappropriate!) when I saw a very small baby fast asleep with a pair of Bose headphones clamped to its head. What a dude.

We made it back to our hotel fairly painlessly after that and managed to settle down with copious amounts of camomile tea and reminiscing about the joy of the easy driving on winding mountain road with sheer edges.

To combat driving stress, Mike found it helpful to go to his “happy place” which was all things aviation. We first went to the Boeing Factory and did a tour. We saw Jetstar’s first 787 Dreamliner on the production line, looks like it’s nearly finished. At a cool $206 million, we decided against buying one this financial year. Even with Mike’s birthday coming up. Next morning we had a scenic flight over Seattle in a Beaver seaplane, taking off from Lake Union. We buzzed Bill Gates’ house, he didn’t come out and wave. A visit to the Museum of Flight was also on the tour agenda, and this included a look inside one of the Air Force One planes. They had a great section on the Space Shuttle program including way too much information on how to go to the toilet in space. Basically think of a vacuum cleaner (2 nozzles, ‘no 1’ and ‘no 2’) and you’re pretty much there.

"This is your Captain speaking, just sit back and relax.."


What goes on in the space suit stays in the space suit

Deirdre leaving Air Force One

Space Potty

Did you just see a mountain goat?


Other Seattle-ite attractions included a trip up the Space Needle (crappy weather so the view not so great) and to the amazing Chihuly Exhibition. This exhibition is made up of incredible glass sculptures – we shall let the photos tell the story. We also caught the monorail into the Downtown area and Pike place market, passing by the world’s first Starbucks – we didn’t go in as the queue was out the door, we just went to one around the corner and got in easily. Coffee still tasted the same.








We have learned that we really have been out of the city for too long and we’re out of practice. While there are many attractions, the argy bargy was not to our liking, and we yearn for the wide open spaces of the countryside. Give me a home where the buffalo roam……..  ( and I’ll show you a dirty lounge room).   

That's not going on my toast

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